I like to buy different coffee all the time. For the most part, every time I have tried a new coffee, it has been fairly palatable. I think onion coffee was the worst up until this point.
Well people, we have a new winner.
I thought by the cute title and aroma that it was going to AT LEAST be at a mehish level....boy was I wrong!
Let start off with some positives first:
1. I look amazing
2. I made that mug
Before I describe this awesomeness I need to show you my reaction...because sometimes words are not enough... although I will try with the word thing too.
Because how, HOW?! can a company produce such a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE product and still be in business?!!?
Ok here it is. The company that makes this coffee brand is Brew La La. The "FLAVOR" is snickerkicker. or as I dubbed it, ODE DE LA GYM SOCK
I think what happened was, the company decided to play a big joke on it's customers and get a bunch of bark and sticks from the back of their homes, grind it up, and add some coffee "flavor" to it. And to get that flavor...oh that flavor...Imagine if you will, going to the gym, getting a good workout, putting your socks in a gym bag... the next day repeat with the same socks....FOR A MONTH...and THEN steep them for the flavor. THAT IS WHAT IT TASTES LIKE!!! It's like a musty, nasty UNEARTHLY taste. It HAS to be what they did because IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE COFFEE!!!!
Did I mention is was THE WORST COFFEE I HAVE EVER OR WILL EVER HAVE!?!?!? Horrible.
And you know what the kicker is!?!? Here is their description of their company:
All of our products are created with what we like to call our ingredients for success: love, passion, creativity, joy and a great sense of humor all mixed into one.Brew La La Coffee offers the perfect blend of delicious flavor with a creamy, rich and robust coffee. Our passion for sharing all things sweet and scrumptious has inspired us to create the perfect coffee blends to satisfy both your sweet tooth and your coffee cravings. The candy counter is now as close as your coffee cup. Now you can enjoy all of your favorite desserts minus the calories. Talk about guilt-free pleasures. The best part of everyday just got a little sweeter with Brew La La Coffee.
They got one thing right...SENSE OF HUMOR that they think this coffee is anything close to DELICIOUS. This could help with weight loss though, because it will easily induce vomiting. Good Times.
Ok ok enough, time for the Jess Rating:
Beyond disgusting, I literally wanted to throw up
And today I am thankful for: