Well this one is a quickie! I'm sitting here at the car dealership waiting to get my oil changed, and I see they have a pot of coffee for customers. I'm thinking, why not, I'm STARVING from my fast and it will help keep my mind off of cheeseburgers and fries! Not expecting anything but pure nastiness, I take a cup.
I title This: Don't judge a coffee by it's mug!
The "mug" of choice...(more like this thing or drinking straight from the POT)...is a very unassuming ordinary styrofoam cup. Nothing fancy, no big whoop, we have all drank form this type of cup before.
Now the coffee....
I had to do a little searching to find out what kind of coffee this was since it was anonymously brewed, already waiting for me to drink it, in it's traditional industrial looking coffee pot. I ended up going through a bunch of cabinets while trying not to look like a CRAZY person....or get questions from onlookers assuming I work here. I'm going to describe this coffee first before I reveal what it is. It is barely bitter. Not really WEAK tasting, but more just smooth. I would say this is probably a medium blend. It doesn't have much of an aftertaste and I'm actually quite enjoying it! I've gone back for another cup even! Now mind you, I have not added any creamer, sugar or anything. This is BLACK COFFEE. YUM! I bet if I added my usual stuff to it it would be off the charts :) So what Coffee is this I'm drinking you ask?
Drum roll please...
DUN DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!
And what am I thankful for today?
Deodorant
Dear sweet baby Jesus, if I did not have deodorant to help me disguise my true horribleness, NO ONE would want to be near me. I have been near people that don't wear it, and trust me you start making excuses to back away slowly....then very quickly! It also makes me thankful that I don't live in Paris where NO ONE wears deodorant! Ever ride a Paris subway? trust me, you don't want to.
The subways in NYC in the summer too... blah
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